Every Team Has A Hard

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

I'd Have To Be Superman To Do Some Of The Things I'm Supposed To Have Done, I've Been At Six Different Places At Six Different Times.

I'm Ok. Much Better Than On Other Occasions. It's True That I've Made Lots Of Mistakes But I've Never Tried To Bother Anyone. I Want To Stay Alive, Preferably In Peace, Without Seeing Every One Of My Mistakes In The Papers, And On Many Occasions, Even Stories That Are Lies.