Everybody Knows That I'm Not

Stripping Toughened My Hide, But Exposing Myself As A Writer Has Been A Lot More Brutal.

I Don't Think Coolness Used To Be Such A Commodity Among Adults. And Now It Is.

There's Something About A Roller Coaster That Triggers Strong Feelings, Maybe Because Most Of Us Associate Them With Childhood. They're Inherently Cinematic; The Very Shape Of A Coaster, All Hills And Valleys And Sickening Helices, Evokes A Human Emotional Response.

Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't Expose Them To Bright Light Or Get Them Wet.

Unfortunately I Don't Live By A Target Now, So I Just Go To A Regular Starbucks As Opposed To A Starbucks Nested Inside A Target, Which Is My Ideal Situation. That Works Out For Me. I Like That White Noise, Those Interruptions, And The People Around Me.