Everyone Has Favorite Criminals. Mine

I Never Watched The Oscars. Come On, It's A Fashion Show . . . What Straight Black Man Sits There And Watches The Oscars? Show Me One. And They Don't Recognize Comedy, And You Don't See A Lot Of Black People Nominated, So Why Should I Watch It?

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

There Are Only Three Things Women Need In Life: Food, Water, And Compliments.

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.