Everyone's So Timid And Afraid

I Literally Hate Working Out.

Know What The Best Thing About Insomnia Is? That I Get To Stay Up All Night Figuring It Out.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.

I Grew Up In A Military Family. I Was Moved Around From School To School, So People Aren't Always The Most Welcoming To New Girls In School.

If You Stand Up For Women, Then Don't Bash Me.