Baseball Players Are Smarter Than

Statistics Are About As Interesting As First Base Coaches.

It Never Hurts To Apologize, Especially If You Don't Mean It.

You Spend A Good Deal Of Your Life Gripping A Baseball, And It Turns Out It Was The Other Way Around All The Time.

How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?

A Lot Of Long Relievers Are Ashamed To Tell Their Parents What They Do. The Only Nice Thing About It Is That You Get To Wear A Uniform Like Everbody Else.