Everything Comes To Him Who

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.