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Comedy Itself Is Based Upon Very Old Principles Of Which I Can Readily Name Seven. They Are, In Short: The Joke, Exaggeration, Ridicule, Ignorance, Surprise, The Pun, And Finally, The Comic Situation.

It's Not So Much Knowing When To Speak, When To Pause.

I Took My Girl To Dinner, And She Laughed So Hard At One Of My Jokes That She Dropped Her Tray.

How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.