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Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.