Everything That Goes Up Must

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

People Are Always Asking Me How Much I'm Worth. Well, All I Can Say Is, I've Got Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life. As Long As I Die In The Next 20 Minutes.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.