Everything That Happens To Me,

For Many Years, I Was A Really Heavy Drinker, But People Don't Know About That Because I'm By Myself All The Time. Recently, I Didn't Drink For Eight Or Nine Months, And I Learned That Alcohol Was Quadrupling The Embarrassing Moments - Those Moments When You're Drunk And You Say Something You Remember The Next Morning And Feel Embarrassed About.

When You're Famous Weird Things Will Happen That End Up Hurting Your Feelings. I'll Get A Letter From Somebody I Knew A While Ago And I'll Be Really Touched. Then I'll Turn Over The Envelope And Their Business Card Falls Out.

Though Dreams Can Be Deceiving; Like Faces Are To Hearts, They Serve For Sweet Relieving, When Fantasy And Reality Lie Too Far Apart.

I Never Went To Concerts When I Was A Kid, So I Never Knew If What I Was Doing Onstage Was Right.

I Feel Like I'm 100 Years Old. I Can't Tell You What I Did Today. I Can't Tell You What I Did For Seven Years. I Can't Tell You. It Happens So Seamlessly - I'm Just Floating Along And Seven Years Go By.