Everything You Need To Know

I've Been To The Reading Festival Twice Before-as A Punter, Though I Stayed Backstage In The Hospitality Tent!

The Joke In Aviation Is, 'if You Want To Make A Million, You'd Better Start With £10m.'

My Son Is In A Band, And He’s A Singer, And His Vocals … They’re Screaming-growling Stuff … And He’s Got A Pretty Reasonable Voice. Yet He Practices Really Hard To Get The Screaming-growling Thing Without Losing That Voice Every Five Minutes. So I’m, Like, “hats Off To You.”

The Celebrity Thing, I Mean, Lindsay Lohan - What's She For? I Look At That And Throw My Hands Up In Despair.

In My Naïvety, I Thought People Who Were In Rock 'n' Roll Bands Were Great Artists, And It Was A Huge Shock To The System To Realise That They Weren't, That They Didn't Even Aspire To Be, Really. Some Of Them Did, Maybe, But Some Of Them, Like Samson, Were Very Frightened Of The Idea.