Everywhere I Go, People Come

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

I'm From Toronto. It's A Lot More Laid Back. When You Are Thrust Into Different Environments, There Is An Odd Adaptation Period. And Then There Are Times When Unfair, Unkind, Untrue Things Are Written About You. That Bothers Me Less Now.

Europe To Me Is Young People Trying To Appear Middle-aged And Middle-aged People Trying To Appear Young.

Here's The Plan. We Get The Warhead And We Hold The World Ransom For... One Million Dollars!

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?