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If You Have It You Don't Need It. If You Need It, You Don't Have It. If You Have It, You Need More Of It. If You Have More Of It, You Don't Need Less Of It. You Need It To Get It. And You Certainly Need It To Get More Of It. But If You Don't Already Have Any Of It To Begin With, You Can't Get Any Of It To Get Started, Which Means You Really Have No Idea How To Get It In The First Place, Do You? You Can Share It, Sure. You Can Even Stockpile It If You Like. But You Can't Fake It. Wanting It. Needing It. Wishing For It. The Point Is If You've Never Had Any Of It Ever People Just Seem To Know.

Digital Blood Is Not Effective.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At The Zombies.

Studios Might Cast An Actor Because He Is Too Tall Next To The Leading Lady, Who Is Too Short, Or They Might Not Cast Your Guy Because He's Blond, And They Wanted A Brunette. There's All Kinds Of Reasons Why They Want One Person Over Another. I Don't Worry About It, But It Can Hurt Sometimes If You Really Wanted Something, If You Really Went After Something.

Such Is An Actor's Life. We Must Ride The Waves Of Every Film, Barfing Occasionally, Yet Maintain Our Dignity, Even As The Bulk Of Our Herculean Efforts Are Keel-hauled Before Our Very Eyes.