Exercise Is The Most Awful

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

Though The Fact That They Have To Be Rebuilt And Frequently Mortgaged To The Hilt Is Inclined To Take The Gilt Off The Gingerbread, And Certainly Damps The Fun Of The Eldest Son.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

Bed Is The Perfect Climate.

Star Quality: I Don't Know What It Is, But I've Got It.