F**king Jews...the Jews Are Responsible

My Whole Approach To Wardrobe Is, Throw It In A Suitcase And Make Sure They Don't Press It, For Pete's Sake, So I Can Try To Display Some Rumpled Charm. Actually, I'm Just A Pig. I've Got Coffee Stains On My Pants. I Think They're Coffee Stains, Anyway.

If You Just Read Joseph Campbell, Who Has Written Amazing Books On Mythology And Religion, They All Do Come Together At Some Point. There Are Some Of The Greatest Stories That There Have Ever Been In The Bible. All You Have To Do Is Read The Book Of Maccabi, It's Like A Film Script.

Men And Women Are Not Equal.

I Don't Think The Audience Always Listens To The Critics. That's Been Proven Time And Time Again.

There Are Certain Things Men Will Never Understand About Women. We'll Never Get It. And You're Supposed To Be Nice To Them. Because They Can Hurt You.