Famous, Adj.: Conspicuously Miserable.

Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which Wise Men Stoop And Fools Aspire

Litigation: A Machine Which You Go Into As A Pig And Come Out Of As A Sausage.

Extinction, N. The Raw Material Out Of Which Theology Created The Future State.

Accountability, N. The Mother Of Caution.

Humorist, N. A Plague That Would Have Softened Down The Hoar Austerity Of Pharaoh's Heart And Persuaded Him To Dismiss Israel With His Best Wishes, Cat-quick.