Fate Keeps On Happening.

A Girl With Brains Ought To Do Something With Them Besides Think.

And What, For Instance, Would Have Happened Had Romeo And Juliet Lived To Middle Age, Their Silhouettes Broadened By Pasta?

It Isn't That Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes, It's Just That We Look Dumber.

I Began Quite Early In Life To Sense The Thrill A Girl Attains In Supplying Money To A Man.

Sometimes Writers Of No Talent At All Can Write Great Acting Scenes. Sometimes The Very Best Writers Can't Write Scenes That Come To Life.