Fay: The British Police Force

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.