Few Men Progress, Except As

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.