Fiction Wouldn't Be Much Fun

...the Landscape Inside Lord Of The Rings Was So Stunning And So Stupendous That It Could Be Absorbed As A Form Of Nourishment.

If You Even Think About Asking Harry Potter For An Autograph, Your Day Ends Right Now.

We Were Developing A Machine That Used Egg White, Heat And Sugar To Synthesize Methanol When A Power Surge Caused An Implosion. Owens Was Meringued. By The Time We Chipped Him Out The Poor Chap Had Expired.

The Kingdom Of Hereford Was Unique In The Ununited Kingdoms For Having Driving Tests Based On Maturity, Not Age, Much To The Chagrin Of A Lot Of Males, Some Of Whom Were Still Failing To Make The Grade At Thirty-two.

I Got Oedipus Off The Incest Charge--technicality, Of Course--he Didn't Know It Was His Mother At The Time.