Filmmaking Is Something I Have

Watching People Just Look Out For Themselves, I Think, Is Extremely Interesting. It Goes Right Back To Something Like 'the Beggar's Opera' - The Underbelly Of Society, How It Operates, And How That Reflects Their So-called Betters.

I Did 'deathly Hallows' So My Kids Could Get On The 'harry Potter' Set. They Met Daniel Radcliffe, Who Was A Darling And Couldn't Have Been Nicer To Them So I'm A Hero Right Now.

Life Is Much Weirder Than Fiction; Nothing's More Absurd.

I Was On The Set Of 'braveheart' And My Mate Says To Me, 'do You Think This Film Will Be Any Good?' And I Really Meant This, Too, I Told Him 'let Me Put It This Way - It Won't Win Any Awards.' Cut To: Five Oscars.

The Vatican Has Tried To Condemn 'the Magdalene Sisters' As A Pack Of Lies And That I've Made It All Up - I Wish I Was That Good A Dramatist - And In Terms Of Public Relations, That Was The Daftest Thing They Ever Did.