Finders Were Keepers Unless Title

When A Child Asks You Something, Answer Him, For Goodness' Sake.

Mr. Avery Said It Was Written On The Rosetta Stone That When Children Disobeyed Their Parents, Smoked Cigarettes And Made War On Each Other, The Seasons Would Change: Jem And I Were Burdened With The Guilt Of Contributing To The Aberrations Of Nature, Thereby Causing Unhappiness To Our Neighbors And Discomfort To Ourselves.

Bad Language Is A Stage All Children Go Through, And It Dies With Time When They Learn They're Not Attracting Attention With It.

Nothing Is More Deadly Than A Deserted, Waiting Street.

Long Ago, In A Burst Of Friendliness, Aunty And Uncle Jimmy Produced A Son Named Henry.