First They Gerrymander Us Into

Illegal Immigration Can Never Be Completely Stopped, No Matter How High The Wall Or How Many Patrol Agents You Have Watching It.

I Admired The Way Mccain Worked On Campaign Finance Reform. I Admired The Way Nancy Pelosi Stiffened The Democrats' Spine During The Health Care Debate. I Admire The Way Barack Obama Has Raised A Dog In The White House Without Ever Putting It On The Roof Of The Car For A Vacation Drive.

The Tea Party People Say They're Angry About Socialism, But Maybe They're Really Angry About Capitalism. If There's A Sense Of Being Looked Down Upon, It's That Sense Of Failure That's Built Into A System That Assures Everyone They Can Make It To The Top, But Then Reserves The Top For Only A Tiny Fraction Of The Strivers.

If Christmas Is For Families, What Do You Do When There Are Families Scattered All Over The Country? I Am Pretty Sure God Wants To Make Sure I Touch All The Bases, Even If I Spend His Actual Birthday With Delta Airlines.

Billy Jean King Could Not Get Credit When Her Husband Was In Law School And She Was Winning The Wimbledon, Because He Had To Sign The Cards. You Know, You Had These Cases In The '70s Of Women Who Were Mayors Who Couldn't Get Credit Unless Their Husbands Signed For Them.