Folks, I Can Tell You

You Know You're A Success When You Look At Your Kids And Realize They Turned Out Better Than You.

I Worked At An All-black Swimming Pool In The East Side Of Wilmington, I Was Involved In What The Negroes, I Mean, Blacks Were Thinking, What They Were Feeling.

I’d Rather Be At Home Making Love To My Wife While My Children Are Asleep.

Most Liberals Think Of Civil Liberties As Their Achilles Heel. It Isn't.

You Cannot Go To A 7-eleven Or A Dunkin' Donuts Unless You Have A Slight Indian Accent.