Folks, I Don't Trust Children.

Today, Folks, Should Be All About Love. Unless You're Old.

You Know What I Hate About People Who Criticize You? They - They Criticize What You Say But They Never Give You Credit For How Loud You Say It.

Naturally The U.s. Trails In Gold Medals Because Every Time We Win One, We Hand It Over To The Chinese To Pay Off Our Debt.

I'm Not A Truthiness Fanatic, I'm Truthiness's Father.

Wikipedia Is The First Place I Go When I'm Looking For Knowledge... Or When I Want To Create Some.