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I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

I Love Mariah Carey. Remember The Breakdown? I Loved The Breakdown.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I Can Criticize Your Religion All I Want, And You Can Criticize Mine. I Don't Like This Whole Climate Of, 'you Can't Ever Say Anything Bad About The Group I'm In, Cause Every Group Is Untouchable.' We Can All Criticize Each Other And Engage In Debate All We Want.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.