For A Gun-toting Nation, Americans

I'm Not One For Like Soul-searching, Sour Fizzy Moments. I Come From The School Of Hard Knocks, "f**king Get On With It", That's It.

I Mean, The Genuine Roots Of Culture Is Folk Music.

Pop Music I Have Always Loved Best.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

It's A Repressive Society Where You Can't Be Horrible, I'm Not Horrible, They Made Me Horrible, I'm Just Honest.