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The Muslims Observe Their Sabbath On Friday, The Jews Observe On Saturday, And The Christians On Sunday. By The Time Monday Rolls Around God Is Completely F***in' Worn Out.

When People Say “clean As A Whistle”, They Forget That A Whistle Is Full Of Spit.

People Who Say They Don't Care What People Think Are Usually Desperate To Have People Think They Don't Care What People Think.

It's All Bullshit, Folks And It's Bad For Ya.

Valentine's Day Is Devoted To Love. Why Don't We Have A Day Devoted To Hatred? The Raw, Visceral Hatred That Is Felt Every Hour Of The Day By Ordinary People, But Is Repressed For Reasons Of Social Order. I Think It Would Be Very Cathartic, And It Would Certainly Make For An Exciting Six O'clock News.