For An Entertainer, Part Of

No One Ever Says, 'it's Only A Game' When Their Team Is Winning.

There's A Thing About Cocaine - When I Was Doing It Secretly, It Didn't Make Me Very Sociable. I Forget How Others Were, But It Made Me Very Inner-directed. So Being In A Sketch And Rehearsing And The "hail Fellow Well Met" Camaraderie And All That Stuff, I Couldn't Fake That Or Force That. It Was Painful.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

The Keys To America: The Cross, The Brew, The Dollar, And The Gun.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.