For It Is Written That

Welcome To Chicago. This Town Stinks Like A Whorehouse At Low Tide.

My Definition Of A 'friend' Is, Coming From Chicago, Someone Who Says, 'yeah, Sure. You Know What? Let's Talk About What We Can Talk About. Let's Help Each Other Out. Your Politics Are None Of My Business.'

Any Time Two Characters Are Talking About A Third, The Scene Is A Crock Of S***.

Put. That Coffee. Down. Coffee's For Closers Only.

Art Is An Expression Of Joy And Awe. It Is Not An Attempt To Share One's Virtues And Accomplishments With The Audience, But An Act Of Selfless Spirit.