For Patience, Sov'reign O'er Transmuted

He That Never Thinks Can Never Be Wise.

Much May Be Made Of A Scotchman, If He Be Caught Young.

The Appearance And Retirement Of Actors Are The Great Events Of The Theatrical World; And Their First Performances Fill The Pit With Conjecture And Prognostication, As The First Actions Of A New Monarch Agitate Nations With Hope And Fear.

I Am A Hardened And Shameless Tea Drinker, Who Has, For Twenty Years, Diluted His Meals With Only The Infusion Of This Fascinating Plant; Whose Kettle Has Scarcely Time To Cool; Who With Tea Amuses The Evening, With Tea Solaces The Midnight, And, With Tea, Welcomes The Morning.

To Strive With Difficulties, And To Conquer Them, Is The Highest Human Felicity.