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I Paid Too Much For It, But It's Worth It.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

Ninety Percent Of The Art Of Living Consists Of Getting Along With People You Cannot Stand.

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If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.