Forget Your Opponents; Always Play

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.