Friends Never Make Assumptions About

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

The Shaping Of Taste Is Essentially The Science Of Merchandising, Whether Of Detergents Or Cars Or Books Or Objects Of Fine And Decorative Art.

Camouflage Is A Game We All Like To Play, But Our Secrets Are As Surely Revealed By What We Want To Seem To Be As By What We Want To Conceal.

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!