Funniest Thing Happened Though, You

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.

I Don't Run Outside, Honestly. Sometimes I Go Out Around My House, But Mainly It's The Stupid Treadmill. I Wish I Had A Better Answer, But I'm Very Businesslike About My Runs.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!