Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket.

I'm A Jew. Thirty-three Is When Christ Died. So Though I'm A Jew, In The Back Of My Mind I Still Think That I Gotta Get It Done Before I'm Thirty-four Because Well, I Don't Know Why. He Got It Done Before He Was Thirty-four.

The Thing Is, The Kids Always Rebel Against What The Parents Try To Push On Them So I'm Going To Pretend Like I Don't Want My Son To Hear The Rock. I'm Going To Listen To It Only In My Private Chambers. He'll Hear Echoes Of It And Say: "what Was That You Were Listening To Papa?" And I'll Say: "nothing Son, You're Not Ready."

If Beethoven And Bach Hooked Up With Mozart And Made A Band, They Could Be A Distant Runner Up To The D.

I'm Always Looking For A Fresh Perspective Because It's Fun To Tell Stories That Are Original And New In Some Way.

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.