"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism

Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.

And This Should Go Without Saying. That's Why I'm Going To Say It: Drinking And Driving Don't Mix. Do Your Drinking Early In The Morning And Get It Out Of The Way. Then Go Driving While The Visibility Is Still Good.

I Have This Real Moron Thing I Do? It's Called Thinking.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

You Can't Be The Fastest Gun In Town Forever. There Comes A Time When You're Not The Golden Boy, And You Have To Go Off Somewhere And Figure Yourself Out.