Gas Attendant: "thata Ain't No

I Absolutely Relate To Being Alone In Squalor, Trying To Come Up With Something Adequate. I Relate To That, And I've Been Known To Crawl Out Of Bed And Drink Out Of A 2-liter Bottle Of Diet Coke.

You Definitely Meet A Lot Of Extremely Powerful, Successful, Wealthy People In Hollywood Who Are Extremely Miserable.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

Tabloid Photos Capture People At Their Most Self-conscious And Disoriented; In Real Life, Paris Hilton Is Like An Elegant Paper Crane.

Juno Macguff: [yelling Through The House] Dad? Mac Macguff: What? Juno Macguff: Either I Just Peed My Pants Or Um... Mac Macguff: *or*...? Juno Macguff: Thundercats Are Go!