George Bush Calls His Biggest

What I Usually Do Is Tell Funny Stories From The Road, Many Of Which Are, Of Course, Unprintable. But I Don't Actually Have A Joke. I Don't Tell Jokes Much. I Tell Little Stories.

I Learned That The American People Are Pretty Great People. And They Are Just Poorly Served By Their Leadership, And Washington's Very Much Out Of Touch With The Struggles Of Ordinary Americans. My Hope Is That We'll Have A Democratic Administration, And Then We'll Hold Their Feet To The Fire So They Start Performing For People Who Put Them There.

I Hate The Republicans And Everything They Stand For...

The Real Truth Is, There's No Such Thing As A Red State Or A Blue State, They're All Purple. Some Are More Purple Than Others And Our Job Is To Get Them All Deep Purple And Then Blue. And We Can Do That.

At Every Turn When There Has Been An Imbalance Of Power, The Truth Questioned, Or Our Beliefs And Values Distorted, The Change Required To Restore Our Nation Has Always Come From The Bottom Up From Our People.