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Get Me A Gun. If I Don't Go Into Labor Soon, I'm Going To Shoot Myself. And Pass The Gravy. Pass It Now." Valerie - To The Nines
-Janet Evanovich
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Get Me A Gun. If
Janet Evanovich
Get Me A Gun. If I Don't Go Into Labor Soon, I'm Going To Shoot Myself. And Pass The Gravy. Pass It Now." Valerie - To The Nines
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