Give Guilt - The Gift

To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form Of Martial Art.

Ha! Easy For Nuns To Talk About Giving Up Things. That's What They Do For A Living.

I Think That You Are Only Obliged To Be A Humorist From The Age Of 18 Until You Turn 30. Past The Age Of 30 I Don't Think There Is Any Obligation To Be Clever At All.

Lake Wobegon, The Little Town That Time Forgot And The Decades Cannot Improve.

There's No Mastery To Be Had. You Love The Attempt. You Don't Master A Story Any More Than You Master A River. You Feel Lucky To Canoe Down It.