Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh

I Feel Responsible For Johnny Ray's Success. See Many Years Ago I Asked Him To Be On My Show And He Asked For A Lot Of Money And I Cried. And He Stole That From Me.

I Was Born In Waukegan A Long, Long Time Ago. As A Matter Of Fact, Our Rabbi Was An Indian.

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.