Give Me Lace And Whiskey,

Never Be Late. When You're Late, What You're Saying Is That Your Time Is More Important Than The Other Person's Time. That's Pretty Egotistical.

God Gives You A Life And Says, 'okay, What Are You Going To Do With It?'

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.

My Ultimate Goal Will Be My Being Told In A Penthouse Letter That I Can Frame.

How Old Are You? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks Security Guard] Is Seventeen Legal?