Giving Birth Is Little More

Any Mother With Half A Skull Knows That When Daddy's Little Boy Becomes Mommy's Little Boy, The Kid Is So Wet He's Treading Water.

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

Motherhood Is The Second Oldest Profession In The World. It Never Questions Age, Height, Religious Preference, Health, Political Affiliation, Citizenship, Morality, Ethnic Background, Marital Status, Economic Level, Convenience, Or Previous Experience.