God Designs People's Emotions So

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.

I'm Primarily Just An Investor.

Beware The Advice Of Successful People; They Do Not Seek Company.

By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There