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Female Murderers Get Sheaves Of Offers Of Marriage.

Give Women The Vote, And In Five Years There Will Be A Crushing Tax On Bachelors.

He Who Desires A Lifetime Of Happiness With A Beautiful Woman Desires To Enjoy The Taste Of Wine By Keeping His Mouth Always Full Of It.

Nothing Remains Beautiful And Interesting Except Thought, Because The Thought Is The Life.

We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing.