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If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

This Is The Renault Espace, Probably The Best Of The People Carriers. Not That That's Much To Shout About. That's Like Saying “ooh Good I've Got Syphilis, The Best Of The Sexually Transmitted Diseases.”

I Love Alfa Romeos And That [alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] Was Tremendous.

Let's Be Perfectly Clear, Shall We. The Fox Is Not A Little Orange Puppy Dog With Doe Eyes And A Waggly Tail. It's A Disease-ridden Wolf With The Morals Of A Psychopath And The Teeth Of A Great White Shark.

Like Many Men, I Can Never Find Anything That I'm Looking For, Even When I'm Actually Looking At It. In A Fridge, I Think Milk Is Actually Invisible To The Male Eye. And So, It Turns Out, Are Dirty Great Holes In The Fence.