God's Children And Their Happiness

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.