Golf Is Not Sacred, And

Very Few People Look The Part And Are It Too.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.