Golf Is The Only Sport

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.