Good, Adj. Sensible, Madam, To

Digestion, N. The Conversion Of Victuals Into Virtues. When The Process Is Imperfect, Vices Are Evolved Instead - A Circumstance From Which That Wicked Writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, Infers That The Ladies Are The Greater Sufferers From Dyspepsia.

Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art Of Lying For One's Country.

A Person Who Doubts Himself Is Like A Man Who Would Enlist In The Ranks Of His Enemies And Bear Arms Agains Himself. He Makes His Failure Certain By Himself Being The First Person To Be Convinced Of It.

The Furrier Gets The Skins Of More Foxes Than Asses.

Grapeshot, N. An Argument Which The Future Is Preparing In Answer To The Demands Of American Socialism.